This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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