pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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