You're completely useless in the revolution.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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