five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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