And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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