its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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