hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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