So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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