But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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