Sponge bath it is.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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