she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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