they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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