Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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