I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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