I am in a vortex of obligation.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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