I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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