...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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