Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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