Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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