just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Randomize
