Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
so much tequila, so little girl.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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