highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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