If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
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