Christians are straight up FREAKS
This is not my ceiling
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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