"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Randomize