i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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