this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
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