he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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