this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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