so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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