Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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