It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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