This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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