The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Where is the hickey?
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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