Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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