just come out here and I will go home with you...
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
PS: I just woke up from my shower
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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