Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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