I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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