So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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