he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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