My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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