I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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