i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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