Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
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