yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
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