Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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