So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Also, beer. Big fan.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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