But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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