would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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