Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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