You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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