:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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