Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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