we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
