the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
All the doctor said was why
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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